Microsoft Mary is the wife of Mike and Sam's sister in law. She is depicted with long light-brown hair, blue eyes, pink lips, light skin, and wide hips with a pink tank top and a jeans held by a brown belt. She is also a recognizable female text-to-speech voice owned by Speakonia and the Microsoft Corporation. A running gag with her involves the Merrie Melodies intro and tune (She often responds to it with "They're playing my song again."). Mary has a weak stomach, quick to barf whenever something she considers "gross" occurs. Sam tends to call her a bitch, and she serves Sam right by throwing a tantrum over it and she gets bitch-slapped by Dave when she plants him in the ground and yet also tends to make sexual jokes and advances towards her (though the sexual advances are more apparent in Funny Signs). Although, Sam has the old habits when Mary throws a tantrum and they always live happily ever after.
Absences[]
- Funny Signs 137 (Taking care of her babies alongside with Anna, Rhonda and Wanda)
Changes[]
Original (March 2012)[]
- Microsoft Mary is drawn badly.
- Microsoft Mary dosen't have a crucifix necklace.
- Her mouth is grey.
Main Design (April 2012-June 2014, January-February 2018)[]
- Microsoft Mary is drawn nicely.
- Now she has a crucifix necklace.
- Her mouth is pink now.
Main Design (Alternate)[]
- Her colors are slightly modified.
Later Design (March-August 2018)[]
- She is given a more drawn look.
- She now wears a coin necklace, instead of the crucifix.
Later Design (Alternate, September 2018-March 2019)[]
- Her hair is now brown.
Remade Design (April 2019-November 2021)[]
- None except her hair.
Current Design (November 2021-present)[]
- She now has full body.
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Trivia[]
- TBA