Microsoft Samuel "Sam" is a davemadson character. he is the short-tempered brother of Mike. Never admitting that he's in the wrong, Sam is quick to throw tantrums and saying "It was just a gut reaction." or "It felt great." LTIB 88-92 " when he doesn't get his way. The fandom often has a love/hate relationship with him, mainly due to his "control freak" tendencies (throwing personnel out of the studio, firing Scotty or Guy, and preventing relationships); it was later revealed that this habit comes from a disease known as "tic controllosa," which he has zapped away by anyone with laser eyes, though he always relapses due the Chairman of Hades constantly putting tic controllosa serum in the water supply to create strife. He has short black hair, black eyes, white skin, grey pants, and a yellow shirt. He often argues with Dave, Mr. Warner, and Wally about who is in charge of the studio. In LT Parodies 232, Sam uses his superpowers (the ROFL Blaster) to defeat Billy Donaldson.
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Sub-bullet categories mean that the following took place at the time Sam wasn't in the studio.
- LTIB 32 (for lying about tantrums, and spent 1,000 hours (41 days) of community service)
- Funny Signs 43 (Psychiatric hospital due to this episode taking over after LTIB 53)
- LTIB 69 (Hospitalized due to three-degree burns God gave him after throwing a tantrum over Lucifer and Lucreita leaving without Scotty)
- LTIB 79
- LTIB 91 (Psychiatric therapy & temporary suspension for attempting to burn down the studio)
- PBS Bloopers 13 (Due to this episode taking place after CBS Color ID Bloopers 9)
- LT Bloopers 216 (Hospitalized due to his five-degree burns Mary gave him after calling her the B-word)
- NBC Parodies 4 (On honeymoon with Anna after married)
- Funny Signs and Errors 4 (Due to ongoing his two-video suspension after PBS Bloopers 48 for cutting Scotty's salary in half back in July 2019 in order to permanently fire him)
- Rankin-Bass Logo Bloopers 2
- LT Bloopers 257
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- In davemadson's old videos, Sam has black hair. However, this hair was dropped in later episodes of LTB. According to the 2018 remake of LTIB 19, Sam actually wore a toupée. This was probably a reference to Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons, who was originally going to wear a toupée, but Matt Groening (creator of The Simpsons)'s writers "didn't like that type of joke."
- He has a mother. Despite that, she was only mentioned in LTIB 61.
- Microsoft Sam was no longer a control freak in some typical episodes LTIB 13, 63, 70, 94, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, PBSB 14, PBSB 18, 161, 179, 180, 185, 186, 194, 197, 203, 205, 206, 209, 212, PBSB 36, 218, and 219-PBSB 46, Dave started saying that davemadson's LT "Parodies" is a new nickname that Sam is no longer a control freak and there is no tantrums. Sam is no longer acting like he owns the place now. By the time of LTB 253, he began to relapsed back into his control freak tendencies occasionally.
- He has summoned up the Devil and She-Devil in LTIB episodes 43, 48, 49, 51, 52, 59, 61, 64, 67, 68, 71, 86, 93 and 97.
- He has summoned up the Nyan Cat to Abby in LT Bloopers episodes 106, 114 and 115.
- It is currently unknown how old he is. A FANDOM user once theorized he was born in November 28, 1984, meaning Sam is likely 39 as of 2023.
Quotes[]
- Hahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! (his signature laugh line)
- No, Mr. Warner! Don't nail me to the WB Shield again! You want ALL the Christians in the world to hate you?!
- SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!!
- Yessir. Asswipe!
- Never! Sidney's firing is justified, you hear? Justified! And if you say "justified my ass" again, I'll justify your ass, but good, davemadson! --- from LTIB 58
- Not “b'dum-tss,” “wah-wah-wah-wah”.
- Oh noes! The Prince of Darkness has gotten stronger than ever before! (when Satan unleashes his true demonic power in LT Parodies 249)
- Ermagerd! Crertch-kerked agern! Er spherncter! (Or: Er shert!)
- Uh… yeah.
- SOI!!
- Roll camera! Cue the shield! (Or: Cue shield!)
- Roll camera! Cue the Logo!